Alicia Taylor is one of the chillest staff members, which can be shown by the fact that she "Injected four marijuana's in high school.", and tried valiantly to change the name of the school to "The Scatterhood". When she got pregnant with Sam Taylor's child, it was theorized by many that the baby would be the reincarnation of David Bowie. As the Admissions Office person, she has the power to decide who will and will not get into the school, which is a power that has gotten to her head, as she is known to use it to blackmail students and staff to smuggle her that dank ass kush.